🚨🎭 BREAKING: Hackers Are Out Here Flexing and Extorting Execs Like They're The New Avengers! 💰⚡️ Okay, so picture this: 👀 the Clop ransomware gang (I know, right? Sounds like a dad rock band that only plays at bar mitzvahs) thinks they’re the Batman of cybercrime, swooping in to send some spicy emails to Oracle execs. 🍕💌 They said, “Yo, we got your data! Pay up or we leak your secrets! 😂💀” Let’s be real, if you’re getting extorted over your Oracle E-Business app data, you might as well hit up this meme: “This is fine.” 🔥😬 So Google, in their usual fashion, came out and was like, "Chill, fam. Hackers gonna hack." But while these hackers might think they’re making "stonks" 💹 by shaking down some suits, they’re missing the tea: most execs have already hit 'rock bottom' and their data is as exciting as watching paint dry. 🚀 **Fake Developer Quote of the Day**: “Honestly, I’d pay to keep my secrets safe. Did you see the last meeting’s PowerPoint? Pure cringe.” 🤖🤡 **Hot Take**: All these hackers are about to start a new trend of “data diet” where they leak the most boring info to save us from corporate jargon. 😂 No cap, I’m here for it! 🌌✨ Share if you want this chaos!