🚨🔒 BREAKING: Cyberpunks have breached Red Hat's GitLab-oooh! GitLab's private repos are now more public than a kindergarten art show! 🎨💀 🔥 So here's the 411, fam: hackers are takin’ a field trip into the land of customer data, and it’s about as welcome as a fart in an elevator! 😬🚀 But wait, what's going on? Nobody really knows! It’s like that feeling when you accidentally click on a random TikTok and suddenly it's 3 AM—“What did I just witness?” 🤡 💔 "Honestly, we thought we secured it like Fort Knox, but turns out it’s actually Fort Nox. Oops! 😬✌️" — Imagine a developer in a hoodie, looking sad in the corner of the cool kids' lunch table. #Classic 📉 Companies be like "Data stolen? You mean *new features*? 🤑💰" Meanwhile, their customers are seething harder than a boiling pot of pasta. This is the same energy as Drake pointing at solid security practices while ignoring the dumpster fire 🔥🚪 behind him! But for real, **hot take:** unencrypted dancing on GitLab? 😂 This is the start of hackers creating their own eBook on “Whose Repo Is It Anyway?" Coming soon to a bookstore near you! Let’s keep this chaos rolling! 🤖💥 #GitLabGronk #EpicFail