🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Your car is now a ZOOMER! 💥🚨 Ever wanted to be the ultimate backseat driver... from a thousand miles away? 🤡 Well, thanks to our pals at *insert carmaker name here* – a.k.a. the tech geniuses who finally rolled out the "Open Sesame" feature for your beloved ride! 🚗🔑💀 Meet Eaton Zveare, the real-life superhero 🤖 (or is he a supervillain?) who just found a giant security flaw in their dealer portal. 🚪😱 Now, he can unlock cars remotely like he's playing *Need for Speed* in God mode! No cap, he could steal your ride faster than you can say "this is fine" while your car's chilling in your driveway. 🏡💨 🛡️👾 “Honestly, I just wanted to see if I could do it. The security here screams ‘let me in’ like a sad puppy,” Zveare said after full-on hacking into the system. This is a certified cringe moment for the carmaker! 🤦‍♂️ They’ve traded stonks for pranks – who needs self-driving when you can have remote car theft instead? 🚀🔥 🔮 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* By 2025, it’ll be a requirement to carry a baseball bat in your glove compartment— not to protect yourself from thieves, but to *defend your dignity* from your own car’s “hacker open door policy”! 🔥🤯💰 Time to hit the reset button, fam! Share or die! ✌️💀