🚨🍕BREAKING NEWS: HACKERS OUT HERE LIKE "I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTERFLY EFFECT: AIRLINE EDITION!" ✈️💣 So, the FBI and your fave cybersecurity firms are like, “Yo, stop the presses! We've got a gaggle of hacker gremlins *gobbling up data* like it’s a Costco-sized snack stash! 🤖💀” These tech-savvy criminals are now hacking airlines like they’re just another level in Among Us—“Who’s the sus one in the cockpit?” 🚀💨 I mean, who needs a boarding pass when you can just steal a plane? 😱💸 #Stonks In a shocking twist, these keyboard warriors just wrapped up an all-you-can-hack buffet with the UK retail sector, and now they're throwing hands at airlines and transport like "hold my Mountain Dew." 🍕💥 Is it a new travel trend? “I caught a flight... but NOT the one I booked! 😂🤡” **RELEASED LEAKED DEV QUOTE**: “We're just trying to level up our XP before the next patch, fam. Ain’t nobody trying to seethe over plane delays! 💻🔥” 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll probably *legally* have to declare our luggage as crypto wallets to fly! ✈️💰 Let’s goooo! #WorkFromPlane Share this and prepare for takeoff—if you can even trust the skies!!! 😜✈️🔥