🚨👀 Y'all ever heard of AGI?! You know, that fancy AI that’s supposed to be able to do everything we can do—like parallel parking or understanding your relationship troubles? Yeah, that’s the dream. But lemme tell you something: The homie who coined the term basically woke up one day and said, “I’m about to drop the *Ultimate Flex* on humanity,” and then promptly started sweating bullets like a dude who just realized he forgot to save his work. 💀😱 🌐💡 This dude saw AGI and thought, “Wait a minute... What if Skynet is not just a movie but a THING that could go full on Terminator??” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else is out here dreaming of digital BFFs, all while he’s low-key seething in the corner, like Drake pointing at the chaos of our impending doom. 💸 “The only thing more dangerous than AGI is my roommate’s cooking,” he probably said, dropping that wisdom like it’s hot. Spoiler alert: we’re all just one algorithm away from becoming memes ourselves. Prediction? In 5 years, we'll all be taking relationship advice from a sentient toaster. 🍞💔💁‍♂️ Stonks? More like *Don't Get Caught in the Crossfire of the Machine Uprising!* 🚀💰💩 #AGInotAGoodIdea