🚨🎉 HOLY CANNOLI, tech bros! 🍕🔩 If you thought the only thing scarier than your WiFi dropping was a movie directed by Guillermo del Toro, GET READY for Frankenstein 2.0! 💀🤖 This ain’t just any “it’s alive!” nonsense – it's the ultimate roast of your favorite Silicon Valley monsters. Imagine Victor Frankenstein as a TikTok influencer, flexing his “innovation” like it’s the latest NFT drop 🤪💸. So, like, instead of stitching together corpses, he’s creating AI that hallucinates harder than your ex after a breakup! 😂💔 I mean, we’ve got Zuck downplaying his role in Myanmar like, "This is fine!" 🐶🔥 Meanwhile, Elon's busy with Tesla crashes that scream “meme potential.” 🚗💥 And let’s not forget Sam Altman’s OpenAI, essentially giving us the worst “Hall of Fame” of tech bros gone wild - it’s like they all took a shot of "co-pilot" confidence and thought it was a sippin’ game! ✊ Leaked convo with a developer: "Bro, do we even think about the consequences?" "Nah, just market it as *franken-fabulous*!" 😂🚀 Prediction: In 2025, every tech bro will be hosting a reality show called “Who Wants to Be a Modern Monster” – and yeah, we’ll still be funding it! Stonks? MORE like “stonks but with a side of chaos!” 🤠💣