🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE APPLE UNIVERSE!!!💥🚨 So, picture this: 👀 You’re scrolling through your feeds when WHAM! 💥 You find out that ONE LONELY APPLE PRODUCT is still clutching onto the vintage Lightning connector like it’s an old high school crush nobody else wants. 🥲💔 🤡🍏 That’s right, fam! While the Magic Keyboard, Mouse, and Trackpad are vibin’ with USB-C like they spent summers in Europe, this relic of the past is still living in the dark ages—like your uncle who just discovered TikTok! 🕺💃 Can you guess which Apple product is holding onto their Lightning like it’s their last life line in a zombie apocalypse? 👾💀 *Drake pointing* to that very embodiment of cringe: the *iPhone 4*! JUST KIDDING! It’s actually the *iPod Touch*—yes, the ONE AND ONLY 🎤🔊—of which the only people who own one are looking for nostalgic BANGERS and the occasional karaoke. And here’s the *real* tea: 🍵 Leaked developer quote says, “Why fix what isn’t broken? 🤷‍♂️ This is fine.” 🤡✨ Sorry, Tim Cook, but holding on to the past ain’t gonna make you cool—just let it die, my dude! 🚀🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 2024, Apple’s gonna announce a Lightning-to-USB-C adapter made from *actual tears of disappointment*. 🌈💧 Can’t wait! Share this chaos with your homies or risk your entire stonk portfolio! 💰🤑 #AppleDrama #TechRoast