🚨💥 GATHER 'ROUND GAMER GANG! 💥🚨 The long-awaited holy grail of chaos, *GTA VI*, is officially on the horizon (again)!!! But before you start throwing money like you're on Shark Tank, let's break down this cringe fiesta. 🤡💸 First off, let’s talk RELEASE DATES. We’ve got more delays than your grandma’s dial-up internet! ⏳🤦‍♂️ It was originally set for fall 2025 😤, then got pushed to MAY 2026 🔮, and now it’s like, “nah fam, we’re chillin’ till NOVEMBER 2026.” That's like waiting for your ex to text back... just to be ghosted again. 🥴👻 Now, peep the first look at the game’s leads: Jason and Lucia. These two are about to wreak more havoc in Vice City than a Florida Man on spring break. 🍹💣💀 R.I.P. to the criminal conspiracy they’re trying to navigate; I can already hear it now: “This is fine” while everything burns down around them. 🔥🔥 And WTF, Rockstar? C’mon! You're bustin’ unions like they’re piñatas at a child’s birthday party?! 🪅🥴 Seriously, they fired over 30 devs days before the latest delay announcement. 💔💔 Developer leaker says: “At this point, I’m just waiting for a brand new game called ‘Find the Missing Employees’.” 👀😬 But here’s a high-stakes prediction for ya: GLOCKS and GLOCKS of cash will be thrown at this game, and it might just become *GTA VI: A Savage Reality Show* where you can literally “run from the cops” in real life! 🚓💨 So buckle up, fam! The chaos is about to get real