🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: GTA VI DELAYED TIL WE'RE ALL OLD AND GRAY! 💀🎮 Mark your calendars, boys and girls – the release date for Grand Theft Auto VI is now officially set for November 19, 2026. That's right, the year 2026, a.k.a. the time when we’re gonna forget what a "social life" even is! 😱🚀 Rockstar Games just dropped this bomb like it’s a hot mixtape nobody asked for. “We need more time for *polish,*” they said, probably while watching their stock prices steadily *🤑 STONK* upward... *this is fine* 🙃🔥. Dudes, it's like waiting for your crush to text back, and when they finally do, it’s just, “I’m busy until next week.” NO CAP, I feel you, but really, you could've got us a trailer—instead, you’re giving us life plans. 🙃💔 Here's a leaked convo from inside Rockstar’s boardroom: **Mark**: "Are we gonna actually release this game before climate change wipes us out?" **Bob**: "Nah, let’s just polish the wheel on this rusty car." **Mark**: "Bet." 👀💀 So, who's gonna be playing while dodging their taxes in 2026? My prediction? This game will *literally* be the last thing you experience before the robots take over! 🤖🔥🛡️ #GTA6 #DelaysAreTheNewBlack