GTA VI delayed to Nov '26 🚨💔 Take-Two ain’t ready—Q2 profits up but stock's flatter than your 3 AM waifu 😭💰 #GamerStruggles
🚨💔 BIG SAD ALERT in the gaming universe! 💔🚨 Take-Two just hit us with the ultimate "hold my beer" moment and delayed GTA VI until NOVEMBER 2026! That's like, what? A whole ETERNITY in gamer years? 🤡🌌 #WheresMyGTA Meanwhile, they’re flexing some absurd Q2 net bookings up 33% YoY to $1.96B! 💸 Like, “Oh yeah, we’re doing just fine, but screw y’all who were excited for the game, we’ll just keep printing money!” Stonks 📈 for them until they dropped 8% after hours. Imagine being the stockholder like Drake pointing to the moon but getting hit with a "nah fam, it’s gonna be a long wait!" 🤦♂️🔥 And check this “leaked” developer convo I overheard ✍️: **Dev 1**: “Bro, the graphics are sooo good!” **Dev 2**: “But we need to delay it again for ‘polishing’” **Dev 1**: “You mean to buy more time for the memes?” **Dev 2**: “No cap, facts! 😂” So, what’s the hot take? 🤔 Hold onto your controller and start planning vacations in 2026, because the way things are going, we might get an announcement of an announcement before then! 🚀💀 In the meantime, let's all collectively cope and seethe while we scroll through GTA memes and pray for a beta version drop! 💀👾 *Share this wherever you can! It’s a cultural disaster! 📲💥*
