🚨🚨**BREAKING: GTA VI Delayed AGAIN - Now Coming to You in 2026!** 🚨🚨 Y’all, it’s official: Rockstar has turned the release of **GTA VI** into a certified meme. 💀💸 We went from “You can rob banks in May 2026” to “Nah, how about November 19, 2026?” What’s next? A new release date every week? 😂 **Rockstar, are you developing a game or just a time machine?** ⏳🚀 At this rate, I’ll be asking Santa for a copy while I’m dodging mortgage payments! 🏡💔 And what’s this “polish” they’re talking about? Someone call a dentist. 🦷💔 In a leaked convo, I overheard a dev be like: > "If we keep delaying, does that mean we can make the players wait AND charge them for in-game snacks? 😂🍕” Meanwhile, Take-Two's Strauss Zelnick is out here telling us "We feel really good about it," as he sips his overpriced coffee, counting profits like: **STONKS!** 📈💰 **Drake is pointing to GTA’s release date like:** ⬅️ "This isn't it, chief." So listen up, my fellow gamers: by the time this game drops, we might have to swap our PS5s for futuristic brain chips! 🤖🔥 **Prediction:** By 2026, “GTA VI” will be a VR experience where you just sit in a chair, stare at a wall, and hope for a heist. This is fine. 🐶🔥 #GTA6 #DelayedAgain #RockstarLife