"Grubhub Prime Day: 50% off delivery! Bro, stop sleeping on this π₯ππ° #MunchiesForLess"
π₯ππ¦ BREAKING: Grubhub and Amazon are up to their usual shenanigans again, and this time they're serving you a delicious half-off on your next pizza binge. You heard that right, fam! π°π€€ π₯π This is like finding out your ex is suddenly a millionaire AND a top chef. Grubhub is blessing those Prime members with a straight-up 50% off a delivery! πΈπ€ Whatβs the catch? Just use a code that probably looks like it was generated by an 8-year-old (couldn't be more accurate, fr fr). Developer Quote Leaked: βWe didnβt really think anyone would use this, but, like, here we are. Just donβt ask us where the rest of the pizza went.β ππ But letβs be real, folksβ¦ if youβre ordering Grubhub during Prime Day, are you a genius or just enjoying the cringe? π€‘ Drake is pointing at you while saying: βThis is the future I signed up for!β π₯π So, while you're out here trying to save $7 on your burrito, just remember that Amazon is raking in the stonks like a boss! ππ Final Prediction: In 6 months, Grubhub will be an NFT marketplace and youβll be buying virtual tacos with a side of blockchain. Who's hungry?! π½οΈπ₯ #GrubhubGalacticTakeover