🚀💰💥 Stop the presses! YOUR fave AI inference chip squad, Groq, just bagged a whopping $750 million and is now flexing a $6.9 BILLION valuation! 🤡💀 No cap, that’s a whole galaxy of cash for chips that help machines think faster than your uncle on Twitter after 3 Red Bulls! So who’s dishing out the benjamins? Yeet yourself over to Databricks, Cisco, Samsung, and Deutsche Telekom! Basically, they’re the Avengers of tech money coming together to be *this* close to world domination. 🦸‍♂️💸💸 But real talk: I’d rather eat a sock than sit through another boring boardroom meeting where they’re all patting themselves on the back for making chips that do math faster than I can say “Who is Groq?” 😵‍💫🔥 Lee in “the Groq team” (totally fake convo alert! 🚨) said: “We’re creating chips so powerful that they might just replace humans… unless they need to do math. Sorry, humans!” Prediction time: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be working for AI chips and Groq will be the first company to get an IPO on the Moon! 🌙🚀 Mark my words! #Stonks #Based #Seethe