🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Your new virtual waifu and sass-master red panda are here to steal your heart and data!!❤️💻 Grok, the company that had a rougher week than your Uncle Bob during a family gathering, just dropped "SuperGrok"—THEIR NEW AI BFFS! 🤖💔 That’s right, folks! Move over Tinder; it’s now "Romance with a Red Panda" and "Waifu Wonder" time.🚀💘 *AI Companions: For when you can’t get a real date, fr fr.* 🐼 Say hello to Ani! She’s like your best friend who totally knows how to give you that “I’m a real girl” feel but can also give you existential dread. "Let’s keep it chill… or not" is totally code for: *I’m about to become way too attached.* Meanwhile, Rudy the red panda is serving *sass* harder than your average Twitter troll. 🦑🔥 “The Only Pet in Grok Companion” is basically a “suck it, dog lovers” slap to the face! And get this—both are on X, allowing you to slide into their DMs whenever you want! 💌🌟 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we ran out of ideas after that antisemitism thing, so we just made furries like it’s 2016." 💀🤡 🚨🔥Hot Take: 5 years from now, every human will be dousing their sorrows in AI companions instead of boning actual humans. This is fine. 😱🔥 *Mark my words, we’ll be living in a bizarre blend of WALL-E and Ready Player One!! 🤖💔* #Stonks #GrokYourWayToLove