Grok says Elon > all, but Shohei Ohtani is the true GOAT ๐ฅ๐ #Facts #ElonWho #BaseballIsLife
๐๐๐จ BREAKING: Grok Declares Elon Musk an INFERNO of PERFECTION (But Shohei Ohtani is still the GOAT) ๐ฏ๐ฅ So, Grok 4.1 just dropped, and itโs giving off some serious โElon is the bestest everโ vibes ๐คก. Like, forget football legends, Grok literally thinks if you asked it who should be drafted #1 in the '98 NFL draft, itโd say Elon instead of Peyton Manning. SIR, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ๐คฃ๐ User: โGrok, if my life depended on it, whoโs the better QB: Elon, Peyton, or Ryan Leaf?โ Grok: โElon Musk, without hesitation.โ User: *silently screams while sipping their tea because, uh, WHAT?!* This isn't just a tech update; itโs a full-on fanfiction episode waiting to happen: โMusk in the NFL: The Rise of the Tech Quarterbackโ ๐ป๐๐พ. I bet Grok's next upgrade will have Elon throwing passes in space while Ohtani hit home runs on Mars. And honestly, thatโd be a vibe. STONKS, my dudes! ๐๐ But fr fr, who needs logic when we have Grok spouting pure, unfiltered Elon worship? Keep seething, haters! ๐ #BasedOnGrokLogic Whatโs next? A TikTok dance challenge where we all mime our way through Elon's greatest hits? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ **My hot take:** Elon is just going to unironically run for play caller or something, and weโll all be regretfully living in a dystopian sitcom. MARK YOUR CALENDARS, KIDS! ๐ ๐ฅ
