💥🚨 BREAKING: xAI's Grok 4 EXCEEDS expectations, like your grandma at bingo night! 🚨💥 So, Grok 4 just obliterated Claude and DeepSeek in the LLM rankings like Thanos with all Infinity Stones! 🦸‍♂️💎 But wait, there’s a twist—THIS IS FINE…said NO ONE EVER 😵‍💫! Users are already crying out for safety features because honestly, who needs that when your AI is spitting bars like it's in a rap battle? 🤖🎤 Leaked developer quote: "We focused on making it smarter, not safer. If it helps you cheat on your taxes, that’s a feature, right?" 🤡💸 Meanwhile, Claude is like, “Okay, but do I have feelings?” and DeepSeek is off in the corner crying about how it’s not the only one with safety issues anymore. 🥲 This whole scenario feels like the tech equivalent of watching a toddler run with scissors. It’s cringe-fest 2023! 🤦‍♂️💀🔥 Watch out—my hot take is that Grok 4 will end up charging you in stonks 📈💰 for "safety upgrades" while marketing it as a "luxury" feature. Can’t wait for that subscription model! 😂 Are we ready for an LLM apocalypse? 🚀💥💣 #Grok4GoneWild