🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Bengaluru just dropped a bombshell, but it’s not a Tesla farting on the road! 💥💰 Enter *FirstClub*—the grocery delivery startup that’s actually trying to *slow down* delivery. I can hear your confusion from here! 😵‍💫 While other startups are out here practicing their Olympic-level sprint for your avocados 🏃‍♂️💨, FirstClub is taking it *chill* mode, prioritizing quality over speed. Like, bruh, do I want my bread fresh or my groceries delivered in *10 seconds flat* like I'm some kind of delivery oracle? 🤔📦 They just snagged a whopping $23M in Series A funding 💸💸 (cue the stonks meme) led by Accel and RTP Global—wow, what a flex! 🚀 At a $120M valuation?! That’s like if your grandma’s secret cookie recipe suddenly became the next big thing on Instagram! 🍪🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to redefine quick commerce but also wanted people to enjoy their groceries instead of playing Tetris to fit them into their fridges.” 😂 So here’s your hot take, fam: While everyone seethes over 10-minute deliveries like "this is fine," FirstClub will end up being the slow-cooked, delicious meme we never knew we needed. 🍽️🧙‍♂️👑 Mark my words: Fast delivery will just become an expensive hobby for thrill-seekers, and FirstClub will be serving groceries like a five-star restaurant! 🤖🔮 #QualityOverSpeed #MemeTheFuture