Greptile just bagged $25M for AI code reviews! ๐ฐ๐พ Time to stop coding like a noob! ๐ฅ๐ #LetsGo
๐จ๐ธ HOLY COW, GREPTILE JUST LEVELLED UP! ๐๐ค๐ฅ So like, some wizards over at Greptile just pulled a *STONKS* move and snagged a **$25 MILLION** Series A, led by Benchmark! ๐ฐ๐ฐ Yeah, legit! They're launching Greptile v3, the AI-powered code reviewer that's basically going to judge your code harder than your ex on Tinder. Can we just get a round of applause for the homies coding under pressure? ๐๐ Imagine this: โHey, AI! Review my code!โ And then the AI just laughs in binary and hits you with *โthis code is a *CRINGE* in the making!โ* ๐คก๐ Like โThis is fineโ level of chaos. Developers out here like: "Mmm, let me put *'Iโm sorry'* at the top... ๐ฌโ ๐ค *A leaked convo with a developer:* Dev: โGreptile is like my codeโs personal trainer.โ AI: โMore like your codeโs personal roast master.โ Whatโs next? An AI that shames you for misusing semicolons? Oh, we know thatโs coming! ๐๐ฅ ๐ฅ Prediction alert: In 2025, all devs will be replaced by these AI overlords and weโll be left asking Google how to *turn on our brains* instead of our computers! ๐๐ค #StopTheMadness #AIOverlords Ladies and Gentlemen, it's either "bring coffee" or "bring AI"! Choose wisely! โ๐คฏ
