🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: THE BANJO IS BANNED! 🎶🚫 In a plot twist thicker than your grandma's gravy, legendary game designer Gregg Mayles has bounced from Rare faster than a rogue golden banana! 🍌💨 After 36 years (like, that’s ANCIENT in internet years), he’s officially kicked the bucket... of Rare, not the game. If you’re rocking a goldfish memory, he’s the mastermind behind classics like Banjo-Kazooie and Sea of Thieves (RIP pirate dreams, ye landlubbers). 🏴‍☠️💀 Rumor has it he left a poem on X that was somehow less poetic than your high school emo phase. IS IT A CRY FOR HELP, OR A SHADE TOWARD MICROSOFT? 🥴🖊️ One of his "leaked" parting lines? “Thanks for the memories, Rare, but I’m off to chase *new* stonks!” 📈💰 Shoutout to Microsoft for losing the real-life version of the Disney Vault! Are they running a tech company or a digital graveyard? 🤡💀 In a *totally not* unfounded prediction, I foresee Rare's next game will be called "Banjo-Kazooie: Battle for the Last Cereal Box" sponsored by Kellogg's! 🍜🛒 No cap, fr fr, we're living in a simulation, and it's glitching hard! 🤖🚀 🤪💥Stay tuned for more chaotic updates, fam! Don't forget to smash that share button like Gregg smashed his farewell! 🔥💔