"Grammarly's AI claims it can predict an A paper? Bet it still can't save my 3 AM essay ๐๐ #CramChamp"
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: Grammarly just dropped a new AI that can *PREDICT* your paper grade, and it's a solid 78/100. Like, come on fam, I can predict that youโll hit the snooze button after reading that! ๐๐ค This new โAI-native writing surfaceโ (what even is that??? ๐คจ) is basically Grammarly flexing its AI muscles while praying students donโt just copy-paste their way to an A instead of actually learning. Stonks? More like cringe! ๐ ๐ฌ "Grammarly has entered the chat: *I dunno, just give them the C. Theyโll figure it out later.*" - *a tired dev whoโs only here for the paycheck* ๐ฉ๐ธ The plan is to turn students into AI whisperers while pumping out papers that scream โI may have googled half of this.โ ๐ค๐ง Itโs like they want to make sure weโre all AI-educated while also keeping it 100 with *no actual writing skills required.* But hey, why stop at predicting grades? I bet soon they'll have an AI that can tell if your crush is reading your texts! ๐๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Grammarly will announce AI that grades your Tinder bio! Get ready for โSizzle or Fizzleโ grades, folks. Weโre living in the future! ๐๐ Share if youโre ready to watch the apocalypse through Grammarly! ๐ โจ
