🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 Grammarly just said “YOLO” 💸 and decided to acquire Superhuman, the email client that’s like the Channing Tatum of your inbox — way too good-looking and definitely more than you need. 🤯💌 So, picture this: Grammarly is all like “We make you write gooder, now we make you email gooder” 📩💪. But let’s be real: what’s next, acquiring Tinder to help you double-check your pickup lines? 🤔🔥 In a leaked convo, a fictional dev at Grammarly was heard saying: “If I have to fix one more 'your vs. you're' while writing emails, I will literally combust into a pile of typo ashes." 😱💀 Meanwhile, Superhuman is probably like, “We just wanted a nice email client, not to be caught up in this grammar war.” 📉⏳ But really, do we even need this? I can see the future: “Grammarly Superhuman” will be sending motivational emails like, “You got this, champ! Don’t forget to cc everyone and eat your veggies!” 🚀🥦 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be managing our lives through AI email assistants that have a higher IQ than us combined. 🤖💥 This is fine. 🐶🔥 #Stonks #EmailRevolution #GrammarlyxSuperhuman #WhatIsHappening #Cringe 💀👀