🎉🚨 Tech News Alert! 🚨🎉 Guess what?? Grammarly just threw itself a mid-life crisis and changed its name to… wait for it… *Superhuman*! 😂💪 I mean, what’s next? Microsoft Word becomes *UltraMegaTextinator*? 💀💀 So, our beloved AI sidekick is now chilling under the Superhuman umbrella 😎, alongside other wannabe productivity mascots like Coda and Superhuman Mail (because who needs email apps that do, like, their JOB?? 🤔✉️). You heard it here first! If you’ve got that sweet Grammarly Pro subscription, buckle up, because they’re handing you *Superhuman Go* for free until February 1, 2026! 🤑🔥 That's like waiting for the next Game of Thrones book, but with MORE typos! “No cap, we’re still gonna be your favorite grammar police,” says Noam Lovinsky, Chief Productivity Overlord 🤖💼. But let’s be real, a name change doesn’t fix your comma splices, fam! Here’s my hot take 🌶️: By 2025, all writing apps will either be named after a superhero or a meme (rest in peace, Quill). Brace yourselves for the *StonksWrite* app that literally generates text based on how the stock market is doing. “Oops, you typed ‘lol’? Stonks have crashed again!” 📉🤣 Get ready, chaos is coming! Share if you cannot even! 💥💌