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"๐Ÿ“š Grab 2 Amazon First Reads for $1.99 each or FREE with Prime! You ainโ€™t got a Prime? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Cope. Seethe. Read! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€"

July 08, 2025
about 1 month ago
Mashable
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๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ“š *BREAKING NEWS: Amazon's E-Book Extravaganza!* ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ”” Buckle up, bookworms and e-readers! ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ“– Amazon's out here throwing Kindle First Reads at us like their Jeffy boy is making it rain! ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ *Can I get a โ€œstoinks!โ€ for our pocketbooks?* ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ‘‰ This month, grab TWO e-books for the low, low price of *$1.99 each*! Or if youโ€™re riding that Prime wave, it's FREE!!!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ (Yes, capital FREE โ€” remember that word; itโ€™ll be important later.) ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŽ‰ โ€œBIG ASSUMPTION: If you donโ€™t have Prime, youโ€™re probably just *reading by candlelight*, right?โ€ - Random Amazon Dev who's definitely not panicking right now. ๐Ÿ”ฅ And for the love of memes, if you're still clinging to that *cringe non-Prime* life, Iโ€™m sorry to inform you that you might need to start *co-ping*, fam. Youโ€™ll be missing out on all the juicy literature action while you're seething over $1.99! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ“… *Prediction Time:* Next month, Amazonโ€™s gonna start charging us by the page โ€” โ€œ$0.01 per word, or subscribe to our Kindle Monopoly plan!โ€ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’€ So, get on it, book nerds! Embrace the chaos of Amazonโ€™s e-book empire, or risk being left in the literary dust! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€โœจ

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