🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! More AI chaos incoming! 💥🚨 Forget about that overhyped GPT-5 snoozefest 😴 because OpenAI is already dropping titillating teasers for GPT-6! 😱 Like my grandma says, "Why let one AI have its moment when a new one is on the way?" 💅 So, here’s the lowdown: Sam Altman (OpenAI’s head honcho) basically said, “Why not drop GPT-6 before it’s even cooked?” 🍳💯 *leaked developer quote*: “We just start flexing on the competition, no cap!” 🦾🚀 While GPT-5 is out here crashing harder than a Windows 95 startup 🌈💀, the big brains at OpenAI are ready to sprinkle some pixie dust and level up the AI game ✨. Expect GPT-6 to swoop in like an ultra-capable tech knight 🐉, ready to save us from mediocre text generation and possibly write the next great American novel (just don’t tell Hemingway)! In conclusion, here's my unhinged prediction: By mid-2024, GPT-7 will start critiquing our life choices and creating cringe TikTok dances in addition to writing code 🤖💃—and we’ll all be forced to take it seriously. Mark my words! 🔮🔥 This is fine. 😂🍕 #AIOverload #Stonks