🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S ABOUT TO GET A BRAIN TRANSPLANT! 💀🤖 We’re on the brink of a tech explosion so big even your grandma’s flip phone is sweating. 🤯💦 iOS 26, iPadOS 26, AND MacOS 26 are rolling out, and guess who's crashing the party? GPT-5! That's right, Apple’s going full-on “AI, please save us” mode! 🤔🍏 *Leaked Dev Quote Alert* 🕵️‍♂️: “We thought Siri was intelligent until GPT-5 showed up and started doing her math homework.” 🤣💔 But like… can GPT-5 actually fix the Apple Intelligence? Haven't they heard of the phrase "you can’t polish a turd"? 🤢✨ As Apple tries to flex its “cutting-edge” AI (yeah, right), it’s like watching a toddler try to juggle knives while the rest of us are already vibing in the metaverse. 🚀🪐 Drake would be pointing away from Apple in his latest meme if he had to upgrade every device just to feel the 26 vibes. 🤨⬅️ So, buckle your seatbelts, fam! 🍿👀 Predictions: By 2025, we'll be calling Siri “your highness” 🤴 because that's how much she’ll have leveled up, but also… Apple will launch a skyscraper made of patent lawsuits. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThisIsFine 🍏🔥 Share if you wanna roast Apple together! 😂🔥