🚨🔥 BREAKING: GPT-5 is here, and it's apparently less of a pathological liar than your ex! 😂💀 Y’all remember when AI was spitting mad truth like a drunk dad at a BBQ? Well, buckle up, because GPT-5 is making devs triple-check their code like it's a Tinder date! 💻💔 In this week’s episode of "Tech News That Will Put You to Sleep," Adi and Alex from The Vergecast served us some charts that LOOK like they were made during a blackout! 📉🥴 One minute you're coding, the next minute you’re wondering if you’re smarter than this AI. Spoiler: you’re not! 😏 OpenAI is promising no cap improvements across the board, but honestly? Where's the fun in that? 🤖✨💔 The glow-up is real, but it better not be like me at 3 AM—shiny on the outside, but still filled with chaos on the inside! 🤡🚀 I bet the hidden developer quotes go a lil like this: 🚨 "Less lying? So now it's just like my bosses?!" 🚨 "Upgrades? Is that like the 'new me' after a mid-life crisis?" Prediction time: in 2024, GPT-5 is going to start giving *relationship advice*, and we’re all gonna seethe! 🤯🧠💰💀 Get ready to spiral into the abyss with your AI therapist! 💌💔 #ThisIsFine