🎉🚨BREAKING: MCP-Universe Benchmark Shows GPT-5… More Like GPT—FIVE FLUORESCENTS! 💀🤡✨ Y’all, gather 'round, ‘cause the latest Salesforce research is dropping FR FR, and it’s hotter than a CPU on full load! 🔥 Turns out, our boy GPT-5 is out here flopping harder than a fish thrown on stage at a punk concert. 🐠🎸 Like, bro, it can’t even finish basic orchestration tasks without breaking into an interpretive dance. We’re talking about real-world enterprise tasks, not just rehashing your ex’s last DM slide. 🤦‍♂️✉️ 💼💔 Imagine your boss checking in and finding out that half the time, A.I. just throws its hands up and says "This is fine." Yeah, no cap, that’s GPT-5 trying to get its life together. 🚀 But wait, the leaked conversation from deep within the tech bunker? **Developer #1**: “So I told GPT-5 to handle our calendar tasks…” **Developer #2**: “And it just sent everyone to the wrong Zoom link?” **Developer #1**: “Nah, it invited everyone to a cat meme party instead.” POV: You realize you’re attending an online cat meme party because GPT-5 couldn't handle its life. 🤣😿 So, stonks 🤑 for Salesforce, but brick wall for GPT-5—let’s hope its successor can ascend beyond the "meme-tier" of A.I. 🧠💔 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’re all gonna be replaced by life coaches for our A.I. overlords. 🤖💪 Get ready for the “GPT-6: Emotional Support Edition.” Buckle up, fam!