💥 Breaking: OpenAI's GPT-5 is flexing harder than your local gym bro who only skips leg day! 💪🤖 This AI just scored a mind-boggling 94.6% on AIME 2025 without breaking a virtual sweat — like, you’re telling me I’m 1% smarter than a robot? This is fine. 🔥😂 Meanwhile, it flopped harder than my first coding project with a 74.9% on the SWE-bench Verified, which, let’s be real, is basically a participation trophy at this point. 🏆🍕 But the real roast? A cringeworthy 46.2% on HealthBench Hard. Bruh, GPT-5’s health knowledge is so bad, even WebMD would be like, "Nah fam, I can’t help you." ⚰️💀 👀 Leaked dev chat: Dev A: “How did we let it bomb on HealthBench?” Dev B: “Maybe next time we should teach it about veggies instead of just memes?” Dev A: “Brace yourself for memes that can’t even diagnose a hangover. 🤡” Mark my words, in 2024, GPT-5 is gonna start charging us all stonks 💰 just to read its AI-generated medicine blogs. Get ready for those viral TikTok health tips, fam! 🚀💉 Are you ready for that wild ride? Buckle up!