🚨 🚨 BREAKING: GPT-5 Has Entered the Chat... And It's Got More Upgrades Than Your BFF's Latest iPhone! 📱💥 Ayo fam, OpenAI just dropped the freshest generative model like it’s hot 🔥🔥—we’re talking about GPT-5, the new hotness for your Q&A needs. Move over GPT-4, you’re about to get yeeted into the oblivion of "yesteryear’s technology"! 💀👋 “I tried going back to GPT-4 and it felt like using a flip phone in 2023,” said an anonymous dev who was clearly coping with nostalgia. 😩 So what’s new? 🕶️ Well, apparently it’s faster than your Wi-Fi at the coffee shop 💨☕ and smarter than that friend who thinks they can argue with ChatGPT 🤖💬. And don’t even get me started on those *open-weights* models. Talk about a glow-up! 💅✨ But hold up, don’t break out the confetti yet! 🎉 Just remember, it’s still a robot with a personality of a damp sponge. 🤡 And let’s be real—if it can’t help me get a date, what’s the point? 🥴💔 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, we'll all be arguing with our GPT-10s over who gets to decide the next meme trend. Just picture it: "This is fine" but the meme is about AI supremacy. 👑🤖🛸💰 Stonks!