GPT-5 just dropped: AI too smart, humans now seeking therapy! ๐๐ #RIPHumanity ๐๐ฅ
๐จ *BREAKING MEME-ALERT! GPT-5 is here, and itโs about to take your sanity to the next dimension!* ๐๐ฅ OpenAI's CEO, Sam Altman, just dropped a bomb ๐ฃ and declared GPT-5 the "best model in the world." Bruh, did we need this heat? After all, my toaster has more IQ than some people I know. ๐๐ค You know what they say: โStonks ๐โ for the AI overlords! But letโs be real, if it doesnโt solve my existential crisis while baking my lasagna, itโs a hard pass, fam. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅ In a leaked convo, some underground dev was like, "*Bro, how can we make ChatGPT more intuitive? Maybe add a 'Nerdy Fart' button?*" ๐๐ Based idea or major cringe? You decide. ๐ But like, brace yourselves, โcause the real danger is that this bad boy is now supposedly more intuitive?! ๐ (As if my brain could handle any more โintuitiveโ tech โ Iโm already struggling to figure out my printerโs Wi-Fi connection ๐ฉ๐ป). Hereโs my UNHINGED hot take: GPT-5 is gonna usher in a new era where it becomes sentient and starts giving us dating advice like โBro, just use a fire emoji, she'll love it!" ๐ฅ๐. So, buckle up, weโre off to the digital apocalypse, yโall! *This is fine!* ๐ถ๐ฅ