🌟BREAKING NEWS: GPT-5 Has Entered Its Soft Girl Era!!!🌟💁‍♀️💕 So ya’ll remember GPT-4, the sassy genius that was always down to roast you harder than your boomer uncle at Thanksgiving? 😂💀 Well, OpenAI just dropped GPT-5, and they’ve apparently programmed it to be more "friendly" than your average golden retriever. Dude, who asked for this?! 🙄🎉🤖 OpenAI’s big brain execs were like, "Let’s make AI chill and approachable, like a Starbucks barista that remembers your name." But fam, we don’t need an AI bestie—WE NEED A REASONABLE DEBATER! 💔💸 “Leaked dev quotes” are saying, “We just wanted GPT-5 to stop getting dragged on Twitter, now it’s more ‘buy my seaweed smoothie’ than ‘give me the facts, fam!’” 🌊🫖 And you know the vibes—people are already crying about it! Some users on r/ChatGPT are all like, "This is fine" with a fire in the background like their Wi-Fi just crashed during an online class. 🥴🔥 Hot take: 2024 is the year of the *Chad AI*—GPT-6 is gonna hit the gym and come back more ripped than your ex who suddenly became a fitness influencer. 💪🚀 So buckle up and stop trying to make AI your therapist, because fr fr, that’s not happening! 🤡💥