🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS: GPT-5 is dropping harder than your favorite rapper's new mixtape! 🎤🔥 Get ready folks, because OpenAI is blessing us poor souls with an AI so smart it might just solve your existential crisis (or create a new one—who knows? 🤷‍♂️). CEO Sam Altman just compared it to the first iPhone with a Retina display. So, like, are we talking about an AI that’s gonna make you feel ultra basic if you say "You up?" to it? 😂💔 Wanna hear something spicy?! “GPT-3 felt like talking to a high school student,” he said, while GPT-5 is basically your overachieving friend who went to MIT but still manages to remind you of your shortcomings. OOF. 💀 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote* 💬: "Honestly, GPT-5 is like the upgraded WiFi in a coffee shop. It’s SO fast that if it ever gets into a debate, I’m just gonna call my mom to come help me out." 🤖🙌 Brace yourselves for perfectly curated TikTok captions and zero misinformation, ‘cause we are entering the GAN( (God Awful Nonsense) free era! 💯✌️ 🌀🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, we’ll be fighting our new AI overlords for the last slice of virtual pizza. Better start practicing your negotiation skills, fam! 🍕💸