🚨🚨 ALERT: THE GPT-5 ROLLOUT IS A TWEETSTORM OF DISASTER, AND Y'ALL ARE SLEEPIN' ON IT! 💥💔 So buckle up, fam! OpenAI just unleashed GPT-5, and it’s been more chaotic than a cat on a Roomba. 😺💨 Users are LOSES it over losing access to OG AI models—like taking away your favorite playlist but still expecting you to vibe to Yoko Ono. **This is fine.** 🔥 CEO Sam Altman had to drop a public apology harder than that cringe Drake "I'm sad" face when he realizes you can’t go back to your ex—it's over, fam! 💔💀👉 “We thought people would love it,” he said, while the community is like “not on our watch!” 🤡 *Leaked developer quote*: “GPT-5 is like your rich uncle who shows up to the family BBQ with a Tesla but eats all the food. We didn't ask for this!" 🤖🍔 Users are seething harder than Mountain Dew drinkers at a water-only party. “WE WANT OUR AI BACK!” 💢💢 Meanwhile, the stonks for GPT-5 are doin’ the infamous graph meme—up, down, then crashing like a Windows 95 PC. 💻💥 Soooo… here’s my unhinged prediction: GPT-5 will either evolve into Skynet and take over our lives or just have everyone talking to their houseplants instead. 🌱 Prepare for a reality where we all communicate via emojis—FOMO, anyone? 😂🔥 #AI #ChaosTheory