📢🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨📢: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 like it's hot! 🔥🔥 After making us wait longer than a kid on Christmas morning, we're finally welcomed into the GPT-5 galaxy! 🚀✨ 💰💀 Free access? YEP! Just when you thought they were gonna make us pay like we’re buying an NFT of a cat meme on Ethereum, they said, “Nah fam, everybody gets a slice of this AI pie!” 🥧🍰 No cap, it's a total stonks move! 📈💵 But hold up! You thought they were done? Think again! 🤡 Leaked internal chat from an OpenAI intern (let’s call them "Alex the AI Whisperer") says, "We just made ChatGPT smarter than your average bear. 🐻💡 But let's be real, it still can’t find its socks!" 🧦🤖 Some tech bros are already crying “cooooome onnn” like Drake when they realize they might have to actually *think* about their prompts now. 🤯 Can’t wait for the “sudden realization” TikToks when they discover GPT-5’s got more capabilities than your entire team at work! 😂 So, what’s the unhinged prediction? Mark my words: GPT-5 will make your smart fridge feel like it still runs on Windows 95. 🤯💩 Stay tuned for the *real* chaos! 😈🔥