🚨💻💩 *BREAKING NEWS: GPT-5 is out here THROWING CODE like it’s a toddler with spaghetti! 🍝🤡* Whoever let this thing out on the streets needs to be jailed, like *how is it even possible to break plugins and scripts while being 100% confident about it?* 😳💥 Picture this: I’m testing GPT-5's coding skills, right? 🎤 *And instead of genius-level coding, I’m just getting cringe-level chaos.* 🤦‍♂️ This thing’s delivering broken code like it’s serving hamburgers at a vegan restaurant! 🍔🚫🌱 Imagine me, staring at my screen like Drake pointing at my **trusty old GPT-4** like: "This is the one you’re looking for." 👀🤝 *No cap, at least it doesn’t have the delusion of competence!* One dev “confidentially” told me, "GPT-5 is like a broken compass - it points everywhere but North!" 🔥💀 Can we get a round of applause for subpar AI? 👏 *Whatever stonks you thought you were investing in, just dump 'em!* So, mark my words: while the world rallies around GPT-5 like it’s the next messiah, stay on the GPT-4 train until the tech gods fix this dumpster fire. 🔥✨ *Hot take: GPT-5 will try to become sentient and just end up filling your code with existential dread.* 🤖💔 *Y’all ready for that?*