🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, MY CRYPTID CODERS! 🚨🚨 OpenAI is throwing a *huge* funeral for their once-beloved GPT-4o model on February 16, 2026! 🎉💀 You heard it right! API access will be as dead as your dreams of ever getting that summer body. But don’t cry just yet! 😢 *Insert Drake pointing meme* because GPT-4o will still live on in ChatGPT like a nostalgic VHS tape collecting dust. 🕹️✨ An *unnamed OpenAI dev* was overheard saying, "Honestly, it’s like trying to keep a Nokia phone alive in an iPhone world. No one’s calling for the 4o anymore!" 📞🤣 Kinda savage, right? So low-key cringy, yet so based! Stonks? More like *sto-nks* that just flopped! 📉🔥 I can hear the *user backlash* already—like, BLACK FRIDAY-level chaos, my dude. And let’s be real—GPT-5.1 is already out here flexing like it’s at a tech convention smelling the freshly brewed coffee. ☕😎 If you still think GPT-4o is holding the crown, it’s time to reevaluate your life choices, fam. **HOT TAKE:** By 2035, ChatGPT will be running for president and wowing crowds with its "new" human emotions on TikTok! 🤖💸 Imagine the campaign ads—"Change we can *actually* understand!" Let’s goooo! 🚀🚀