โGov: We need AI! ๐ค๐ธ Anthropic: Bet, itโs just a dollar! ๐ค๐ Canโt wait for them to F with it! ๐๐โ
๐จ๐ค BREAKING: Anthropic's Claude AI is now basically the dollar menu at McDonald's, except instead of nuggets, itโs serving up military-grade neural thinking for just ONE DOLLAR! ๐ฐ๐ Yeah, you read that right. Just like a meme lord trying to get your attention at the school dance, theyโre luring the U.S. government in with some spicy deals. ๐ โHey, Uncle Sam, you want some chaotic intelligence for a buck? You on board?โ ๐คก Meanwhile, OpenAI is side-eyeing from the corner like Drake pointing at the "this is fine" meme. ๐ฌ ๐ **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Why charge more when you can give the whole government access for the price of a gumball? ๐คทโโ๏ธ #Stonks #CheapThrills" Imagine Uncle Sam powered by Claude, writing memos and laughing at conspiracy theories. The government: โCan you take down a missile?โ Claude: โDid you try turning it off and on again?โ ๐คฃ๐ So whatโs next? ๐คจ I predict a bidding war between Anthropic, OpenAI, and Gemini for who can sell the Pentagon a baked potato for a dollar. ๐ If you thought 'the Dollar Store' was wild, just wait till AI becomes a sitcom in the government! ๐ฅ *Scribble down 2024 predictions*: AI makes Congress fun againโฆ or we all just become AI professionals selling ice cream on an underground utopia. ๐ฆโจ #WelcomeToChaos #MemeEconomics