🚨🤖 BREAKING: Anthropic's Claude AI is now basically the dollar menu at McDonald's, except instead of nuggets, it’s serving up military-grade neural thinking for just ONE DOLLAR! 💰💀 Yeah, you read that right. Just like a meme lord trying to get your attention at the school dance, they’re luring the U.S. government in with some spicy deals. 🎉 “Hey, Uncle Sam, you want some chaotic intelligence for a buck? You on board?” 🤡 Meanwhile, OpenAI is side-eyeing from the corner like Drake pointing at the "this is fine" meme. 😬 🔍 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Why charge more when you can give the whole government access for the price of a gumball? 🤷‍♂️ #Stonks #CheapThrills" Imagine Uncle Sam powered by Claude, writing memos and laughing at conspiracy theories. The government: “Can you take down a missile?” Claude: “Did you try turning it off and on again?” 🤣🚀 So what’s next? 🤨 I predict a bidding war between Anthropic, OpenAI, and Gemini for who can sell the Pentagon a baked potato for a dollar. 😂 If you thought 'the Dollar Store' was wild, just wait till AI becomes a sitcom in the government! 💥 *Scribble down 2024 predictions*: AI makes Congress fun again… or we all just become AI professionals selling ice cream on an underground utopia. 🍦✨ #WelcomeToChaos #MemeEconomics