🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: AI for a BUCK! 💰🚨 Yo, fam, hold onto your keyboards because we’re diving INTO THE AI WARS! 📉 All your fave tech startups are vying for Uncle Sam’s sweet, sweet taxpayer money, and guess who just snuck in like a raccoon at a dumpster fire? Anthropic with their Claude chatbot! 🤖🔥 And WHAT’S THAT? Just a crisp dollar bill for a whole year?! 🤯 That's like Big Macs for a penny! 🍔💸 Like, bro, even the stonks on Wall Street are like: “How are they doing this?! THIS IS FINE!” 😱💀 **Developer Quote (Leaked)**: “We thought about charging more, but then we realized our chatbot only tells dad jokes. 🤷‍♂️ So we figured—might as well make it a steal—like my last algorithm’s logic!” 😂🤡 In a world where OpenAI is over here flexing similar deals, it’s like a meme where Drake is pointing at Claude: “You’re definitely *not* my best affordable option, fam.” 😂 🔥 Prediction Alert: In 3 months, we’ll see Tinder adding Claude as a “personal assistant” option. 🥴💔 “Swipe right if you want disability, swipe left for financial advice. Stonks!” 🚀 This is NOT a drill, folks. Share this chaos before it becomes CEO-approved corporate drivel! Share or be forever cringe! 🤣💯