🚨✈️ BREAKING: FLIGHT DOOMSDAY ALERT 🚨✈️ So, you thought you could hop on a flight without worrying about the apocalypse? Nah fam, your 2023 travel plans just got hit with a serious plot twist! 💀✈️ Welcome to the Government Shutdown Saga: Air Traffic Controller Edition! 🛑 Imagine this: the FAA just decided to hit the “snooze” button on ✨10% of flights✨ 😱 at 40 of the most chaotic US airports. Yup, they’re basically saying, “Srry, we’re not flying today, fam. 🤷‍♂️” Why? Because our beloved air traffic controllers are working for FREE (no cap) while they juggle planes like it's a bad episode of "America's Got Talent." 🤡🎤 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "It's like trying to run Java on a potato. Can you even fly with that?!" - Some random dude in a hoodie. And let’s be real, if a flight gets canceled, just do what all the stonks investors do when they see a downward trend: 🤡 Pull out your phone and start crying on Twitter! 💔📉 "This is fine." 🔥🔥 Prediction alert: In 6 months, airports will upgrade to full-on game shows where you battle for your boarding pass—winner gets to skip the security line! 👑🚀 So grab your snacks, buckle up, and just remember: there's a 10% chance you’ll land safely today! 🥴✈️ #TravelTornado #ShutdownShenanigans #AirplaneChaos