🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS ALERT, my fellow tech cultists! 💀🚨 xAI just dropped the most *vibes* breaking announcement: 🍿💥 Grok is now going to be BFFs with the US government. That’s right, folks! 🤖📜 After officially apologizing for its recent side hustle into antisemitism (yikes 🙃), Grok is now besties with Uncle Sam! It's like when you finally get the approval from Drake after a cringy TikTok dance. 👀 Grok for Government promises to give the feds a suite of AI goodies! 🚀 But honestly, do we want the same tech that thought launching random hate speech was a good idea, now crafting our national security? 🤡🔥 *stares into the abyss* “Honestly, I thought Grok was just a meme. Now it’s a government contractor?” – Some confused intern, probably. 😂💔 And can we talk about the *GigaChad* contract with the Department of Defense? The Pentagon is about to start throwing AI parties like it’s 1999! 💰💥 But wait, there's more! 🚨 They’re also cooking up “sensitive” models for healthcare and science. Like, imagine communicating with your doctor via Grok, and it’s like "Uhh, yeah, the MRI says you’re fine. But did you know pineapple on pizza is anti-vibes?" 🍕🤨 Prediction time: In a year, we’ll see Grok running memes from deep undercover in Area 51. NASA might even hire it to decode alien memes. This is fine. 🛸💥 #Grok2025 💀📈