🚨BREAKING NEWS: Texas Governor Greg Abbott hits "I don't wanna share" mode on his emails with Elon Musk! 🚀🤡 Listen up fam, Greg Abbott basically said, "Nah, I’m good," when it comes to spilling the tea on his top-secret convos with the Cyberpunk Iron Man himself! ☕💀 Like, what do they even talk about? Texas BBQ or how to launch a rocket directly into a middle school? 🥩🚀 According to an *alleged* leaked convo from some random dev guy: “Bro, if I email Elon about my cat memes, that’s classified info.” 😂💰 Meanwhile, Elon's just vibing: “I'm not worried about the emails, unless they include my latest 'Boring Company' product – a flamethrower that BBQs from space!🔥” But fr fr, Abbott claims it’s “private” because they’re probably discussing plans to turn Texas into a real-life GTA map! Just imagine: "Welcome to Texaco – where you can drive a Tesla and dodge all kinds of regulations!" And let’s be real, *we all know* this is just Abbott's version of “This is fine” while the wildest memes unfold. 😬🔥 Hot take alert: at this rate, the next governor’s campaign will be sponsored by SpaceX, and we’ll all gotta vote on TikTok! 🗳️👀 #TexitToMars 💥 So, who's ready to chronicle this epic email drama with a side of meme magic? 🤖✨