🚨 BREAKING: The White House just hitched a ride to the 🚀 *Muskiverse* with xAI's Grok, aka “Elon’s AI Child,” on the official government approval list! 🐉💰 So, after President Trump and the galaxy-brained Tesla overlord had a little spat, it looks like team Musk is still in the White House's good graces. Who needs bipartisan politics when you've got AI that could potentially convince Congress to fund actual *moon cheese* projects? 🇺🇸💼 According to the caffeinated drudges over at Wired, emails leaked from the GSA reveal that they were like “Yo, Grok needs to be on the VIP list pronto, k?” 🤡🥳 Like, can someone please explain how Grok wasn't in the lineup with OpenAI and Google? Was he busy discussing the meaning of life in his Tesla? 🚗🤖 Imaginary Quote: “Listen, Grok can code more efficiently than Congress can pass a bill. No cap.” – A mysterious, possibly AI-generated developer 🧑‍💻💥 But here's my hot take: with Grok in the White House, we might just see a future where *government briefings are actually memes* and “tacos for every American” becomes a reality. 🥳🌮🔥 *Prepare for a dystopian meme-ocracy!* You heard it here first! 😏👽💯