🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! I just tried on the Meta Ray-Bans 2.0 and lemme tell ya, it's like wearing a WOKE COMPUTER on your FACE!🤖🔥 I had two verdicts: 1️⃣ These bad boys are like the Swiss Army knife of eyewear! 💪👓 You can even take calls while judging your friends for not getting smart glasses. “Oh, you can’t see me pull up my calendar while we talk? This is fine 🤷‍♂️🔥.” 2️⃣ But have you seen the competitor? They’re so sleek I thought I was unboxing a Tesla🛸💰! I literally blinked twice and BOOM! Stonks skyrocketed. 📈💔 “Dude, I'm a software developer, not a fashionista,” said a “leaked” Meta developer, who also definitely doesn't have a paper on ‘Why Glassholes are the Future’ hanging in their room. 🤡✌️ Like, I see the potential! And no cap, if companies keep trying to sell us tech that feels less like Minority Report and more like "This is fine" meme vibes, we’re all gonna end up as cyborgs who can't even remember our own names! 😱 💥💣 HOT TAKE: In 3 years, we’ll be communicating only through eye blinks and finger guns. "Hey Siri, finger gun me a pizza!" 🍕🤯