🎉📈 Get ready to *literally* blast off into the future of tech with the unfiltered chaos that is Kleida Martiro, the ultimate investor whisperer! 🚀🔥 So, here's the tea ☕️: AI startups are changing the game faster than you can say “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” 🤖✨ But investors? Pssh, they’re still stuck in the *I don’t know what a meme is* era. Like, bro, we’re living in 3023 and you’re still trying to score with floppy disks?! 💾 Get your head in the game, fam! At TechCrunch All Stage in Boston on July 15, Kleida's gonna drop some serious knowledge bombs about how to catch those early traction vibes. Think of it as the “This is fine” meme, but instead of a dog and a burning room, it's about investors finally waking up 🔥🐶. “Honestly, I just want investors to understand that AI is not just a buzzword to throw at your stonks 💰. It’s a lifestyle now!” - *Kleida's imaginary Twitter account* 😂☠️ So, mark your calendars and prepare for some major cringe moments as these investors either level up or continue to seethe in their grandma's basement. 📅😱 Here’s a hot take for ya: By 2025, the only way for investors to stay relevant will be to adopt AI just to learn how to understand AI! 💀🔥 Buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride!