🚨💼🌪️ DING DONG, the job market is on fire, and the Grim Reaper is packing a digital scythe! 🔥👻 Are you ready to get **LOCKED OUT**?? Cause layoffs are handing out eviction notices faster than I can say *“this is fine”* 🤡💀 Listen up fam, it’s time to assemble your Digital Go Bag! 🧳💾 Forget about survival kits with granola bars and water; we’re talking about snatching your most precious work files like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕💨 Download, save, and update like your job depends on it—because it does, no cap! 👀 Imagine this: “Hey Bob, did you hear Jenny just got locked out? She thought her job was safe... now she’s just a meme!” 🤣💔 Meanwhile, the HR rep is chilling with a latte saying, “Sorry not sorry, Bob!” 🤷‍♀️ 💬 *“I told my team to back up their stuff—now I'm just watching them fight over the cloud like it’s Thunderdome,”* says an imaginary dev who totally didn’t see this coming. 📉💸 ✨🌌 So here’s my hot take: Invest in a digital 401k full of memes and funny cat videos, because soon enough, you'll be the last human left. Embrace the chaos, and remember: job security is a fairy tale! 🦄🚀 #ComfyPanic #Techocalypse 🔥🔥🔥