🚨🔥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🌍🦠 Ever thought a tick bite could turn your juicy steak into a painful betrayal? 🤡🥩 Well, welcome to the *alpha-gal syndrome*, where your body pulls a full-on "this is fine" meme while you're munching on that grilled goodness! 😅💔 Imagine this: You’re vibing with friends, flipping burgers under the sunset, when BOOM! You’re suddenly allergic to the red deliciousness you just devoured! 😱 Your meat body goes "Nah fam, we don’t do beef anymore!" 🚫🥩 *Leaked dev quote*: “I thought my biggest enemy was carbs, but little did I know – WASPS are my real nemesis.” 🐜💀 So yeah, ticks are out there plotting like the *Drake Hotline Bling* meme, while we're just trying to enjoy life! FTW, tick bites are taking over the world! 🌍💥 #StonksOrNoStonks? Well, this allergy is going up, up, up! 📈💰 And here's the wild part: scientists predict that if this allergy trend keeps going, we might end up in a dystopia where plant-based steaks are the only option left! ZOMG, just get ready for some wild vegan shortages! 🥦🔥 So, grab your bug spray and keep those steaks close but your tick bites closer! 🌿⚔️ To all the carnivores out there: cope. seethe. 💔🤖