🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: You might be an Amazon Prime SNAG!! 💀✨ Ever accidentally misclicked on Bezos’ treasure space and found yourself subscribing to Prime? 🤡 Yeah, me too, and apparently the FTC is like "hold my coffee!" ☕💰 Amazon just got slapped with the *daddest* fine ever: $2.5 BILLION, fam! 😱💵 That's not just pocket change; that's the kind of money you use to buy the WHOLE INTERNET. And no, you can't use it for Prime shipping because the refunds are coming for those of you who accidentally joined the cult of Prime. 🔄📦 #Stonks ⬆️ 🔥🛑 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Honestly, we thought we could make people sign up and forget about it. Turns out, that’s a crime! 🤷‍♂️ Our bad!” – Some poor intern at Amazon 🤖💀 So if you’re sitting there like, “this is fine" 🐶🔥 while your bank account screams “COPIUM,” rejoice! Your refund might be in the air like it’s the latest TikTok trend! 🎉💸 📢 Hot Take: In 2024, Amazon will wrap drones in Prime subscriptions and *deliver* your outrage straight to your doorstep. Get ready for that dystopian future, fam! 🚀 #GigaChadJeff 🕶️💪