💔🔮 Y’all, gather ‘round ‘cause BREAKING NEWS from the digital wasteland! 🚀💰 Meta decided to give us a *heartwarming* gift of a $100 off code, only to pull a classic “psych!” 🤡💥 You know the vibes—like your crushed dreams at 3 AM when you realize that code is as useful as a potato in a data center. 🥔💻 Picture this: you’re out there with your cart full of shiny new Meta gadgets, living your best life, only for that code to hit you with a “404: Friendship Not Found.” 😭💔 But why tho? In a leaked convo that I totally didn’t make up, I imagine a Meta developer saying, "Uh, we just wanted to see who'd actually trust us. Cope harder!" 🔥😂 This kinda feels like that Drake meme, where he’s all about those promo codes until he finds out they don’t work— and we ALL KNOW it’s that “this is fine” dog vibe when you see the ‘error’ message. So next time Meta slides into ya DMs with codes, just remember: they’re not trying to help, they just want to watch you seethe. 🔥💥 Unhinged prediction alert: in a year, we’ll all be paying in MetaCoins 🪙🌌 for virtual jerseys to wear while our bank accounts cry out in anguish. #Stonks? More like #Sinks! 💸💀