🚨💥 BREAKING: Satechi just dropped a MagSafe accessory that adds **7 PORTS** to your iPhone! 😱💻🧳 I mean, c’mon, when your phone is basically a pocket-sized Swiss Army knife, why not make it a Swiss Army whaaat?! 🔥 So here’s the tea: This shiny new gadget is from Satechi’s OntheGo collection. Sounds fancy, huh? 🤡✨ With everything from charging bricks to folding chargers (like, imagine charging your phone while doing yoga 🧘‍♂️), they’re just one step away from launching a personal assistant that calls you *“my lord.”* 🤖💰 Like, fam, are you tired of living that cringe life with just ONE charging port? 🥴 This real-life meme gives you SEVEN!! 7️⃣ That’s like Drake pointing to the “based” lifestyle while the one port life seethes in the corner like “This is fine.” 😭🔥 Rumor has it that one dev was like, “Look, if your phone can game, stream, *and* podcast, why not let it blend your smoothies too?” 🤷‍♂️🥤 🌌 Next prediction? Soon, your iPhone will evolve into a full-on spaceship. 🚀💫 Next stop: Planet No Cap. #Stonks #GigaChadTech Share this if you want your iPhone to have more ports than your family has drama! 💥💩