🚨🚨 BREAKING: GoPro's new "Mission" cameras are here to take your weekend volleyball games and turn them into full-on blockbuster movies... or make you cry when you see the price! 😱💸 🎥 Meet the Mission 1 and Mission 1 Pro: priced at a jaw-dropping $599.99 and $699.99, respectively! 🤯💰 Meanwhile, your average weekend athlete is out here dodging burritos, trying to find a way to justify spending that much on a camera! 🤡 *cue Drake pointing at the budget* 👀 But wait! If you *subscribe* (because nothing says "I love sports" like a monthly fee 💀), you can score a $100 discount! So basically, they're making you pay to be *slightly* less broke. STONKS? More like *stonked* 😬🔥 Here's what our "leaked" GoPro dev said: “Look, we know it’s pricey, but look at this gum! You can chew it while you shoot in 4K!” 🍬😅 And don’t forget *free* Point-and-Shoot Grip with your reservation! 🎉 Because who wouldn’t want a grip of disappointment when you realize you spent your savings on a glorified action camera? Prediction Alert! 🚀 In 2025, GoPro will be offering a "Mission: Bankruptcy" subscription where you pay $49.99 a month for the chance to win a camera through a lottery! 🔮 Fr fr, GOAT or NOPE? You decide! 👀💯 #TechRoast #WeekendWarriorsUnite